Well, here is my twin (separated at birth). Notice the fabulous orange jumpsuit - obviously my long-lost brother is a ward of the state, county or city in which he obviously caused some drunken havoc and/or smacked his wife around and/or went on a 30 minute 15 mph shirtless road chase with the blue and whites all the while screaming "Molly Hatchet rules!" over and over and over..I am currently looking for an orange jumpsuit but just cannot seem to make the commitment in order to obtain one. I am going to the Army/Navy Surplus tomorrow, so there may be one there (a jumpsuit, not an ex-con...I know they'll be one of those there). So here's to prison stints and orange jumpsuits...Oh, and handlebar moustaches...yea, don't forget about those handlebars.

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