Friday, May 16, 2008

Our Governor is Sexier than Yours

In another b*llsh*t poll from the media - well this one is from Playboy so can I really claim that this is the "media"? - the nation's governors were ranked on sexiness. The list, compiled by Playboy Radio, was ranked by a team of sex workers. It is "scientifically" proven this week that Michigan's governor, ranked slightly behind No. 1 ARNOLD and No. 2 Jeb Bush(?), is much, MUCH sexier than Sweaty Teddy Strickland there in O-Hi-Ah. So take that, Buckeyes! Our governor is more "do-able" according to some crappy list! Who cares about football...we all know that the only thing that sells better than sports in the good ol' U.S. of A. is SEX!

Here is the list up to the former-freak-of-a-governor Spitzer: (courtesy Playboy Radio)
1. Arnold Schwarzenegger (California)
2. Jeb Bush (Florida)
3. Jennifer Granholm (Michigan)
4. Chet Culver (Iowa)
5. Martin O’Malley (Maryland)
6. Deval Patrick (Massachusetts)
7. Ted Strickland (Ohio)
8. Sarah Palin (Alaska)
9. Bobby Jindal (Louisiana)
10. Mitch Daniels (Indiana)
11. Matt Blunt (Missouri)
12. John Hoeven (North Dakota)
13. Tim Kaine (Virginia)
14. Janet Napolitano (Arizona)
15. Jon Corzine (New Jersey)
16. Bill Richardson (New Mexico)
17. Mike Huckabee (Arkansas)
18. Eliot Spitzer (New York)

1 comment:

The Squirrel said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah...but Mayor Mike Coleman could/would/should F circles around Abdul... Although, I like the fact that Columbus has a Black Mayor and Wayne has an Arab Mayor, but they're both waaaay "whiter" that you or I...