Proof the America Can See Past Differences

A thought now that Congress has rejected the buyout

Party Pictures

HERE THEY ARE!!!
The pictures from Moustache Fandango 2008!

All the boys
(L-R:Me, JohnnyD, JasonD, J.James and J.Blo)

This is me looking like the people I used to work with on the horse ranch.

John with his glorious Franz Josef

Jason looking like a 70's porn star...this 'stache went over really well in Ann Arbor

Jeff couldn't grow a 'stache, so we had some theatrical facial hair for him;
but trust me, he has sported this look before...

Jason D's creepy swashbuckling Cpt. Morgan 'stache. I think he looks like the Unabomber

Jeffchephous pulling off the Sam Elliot look

This Zappa-esque picture of J.James is simply awesome!


*All photos courtesy of JasonD

Greetings from Hockey Town

Little Timmy (back row on left) told Coach Rizzo (the beauty in the mullet & ears with the sexy blue wind-breaker - middle in back) that team photos always made him nervous. Poor little Donny (second row on left) and little Joey (front row on left) will never see hockey the same way again. Oh those crazy Eagan hockey boys.

Handlebar Moustache Fandango Part V: The Doppelganger

Well, here is my twin (separated at birth). Notice the fabulous orange jumpsuit - obviously my long-lost brother is a ward of the state, county or city in which he obviously caused some drunken havoc and/or smacked his wife around and/or went on a 30 minute 15 mph shirtless road chase with the blue and whites all the while screaming "Molly Hatchet rules!" over and over and over..

I am currently looking for an orange jumpsuit but just cannot seem to make the commitment in order to obtain one. I am going to the Army/Navy Surplus tomorrow, so there may be one there (a jumpsuit, not an ex-con...I know they'll be one of those there). So here's to prison stints and orange jumpsuits...Oh, and handlebar moustaches...yea, don't forget about those handlebars.

A Pic for My Nephew (in about 20 years)...

I didn't make it; I just found it. It is disturbingly funny. USA! USA!

Moustache Fandango Update

Well, I shaved the beast today and trimmed the facial hedges...and I must say - IT IS BITCHIN'. I got some crazy looks in Target today and was met with open mouths and snarls as I smiled and greeted the old ladies.

Pics will be posted on Saturday as there will be a pictorial report from the Fandango. We may even have a contestant "phoning in" their entry via email...Oh the anticipation. So, stay tuned facial-hair-philiacs...more to come soon!

Handlebar Moustache Fandango Part IV

I get lost the coolness of this guy. Look at the four-leaf clover beard below his standard handlebar moustache...Plus the huge horn beard, the bitchin' shirt with fringe and the long goatee - there is just too much cool around this guy to list it all.

Handlebar Moustache Fandango Part III

HOLY SHIT! No caption needed!

Handlebar Moustache Fandango Part II

The only thing sexier than this guy's 'stache is this guy's chest hair!

Handlebar Moustache Fandango Part I

Could it get any cooler than this guy?

How I Feel Today...

Bush Changes Stance on Rabbit Hunting

This is perhaps one of the most disturbing images to come out of the White House in the last 7 years. In an unprecedented unilateral move, President Bush has decided to cease his personal rabbit hunting trips and has decided to leave Laura for his newest love, Petunia Cottontail.

Holy Week Picture Extravaganza (The Finale)

Holy Week Picture Extravaganza (Vol. III)

Holy Week Picture Extravaganza (Vol. II)

Does this atrocity really need a subtitle?

Pic of the Day

HAVE A GREAT HOLY WEEK AND EASTER!
Enjoy the ham...(Sinner).

Pic of the Day

Lunar Eclipse Picture

I have been shivering out in the cold Michigan air for about an hour tonight to watch and photograph (see picture to the left) the same celestial phenomenon that hoodwinked the Jamaican natives. When Christopher Columbus was stranded on the island about 504 years ago (Feb 29, 1504), he used the lunar eclipse to convince the native chiefs that the Almighty had been displeased by the way the natives had treated Columbus and his crew. Frightened by the eclipse, the chiefs acquiesced and aided the crew and captain. So, as you enjoy this phenomenon, think about the man who "found" our continent and hoodwinked its people.

Truth In Advertising

I recently stumbled upon an interesting blog where the author compared photos of fast food menu items to the actual items from the various establishments. If only there were truth in pictorial advertising.

Click HERE to go there...